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\"\n\tsrc=\"http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/hamiltonadv/mar2010/0/5/ryanair-431997577.jpg\"\n\theight=\"78\"\n\twidth=\"78\"\n\tborder=\"0\"\n\talt=\"Ryanair\" />\n</a><h2>\r\n<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/03/01/man-eats-winning-scratchcard-onboard-ryanair-flight-51525-25938504/\" >Man eats winning scratchcard onboard Ryanair flight</a>\r\n</h2><p>A INFURIATED airline passenger ate his winning &#163;8,765 scratchcard after he was told he could not collect his winnings straightaway.<a href=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/03/01/man-eats-winning-scratchcard-onboard-ryanair-flight-51525-25938504/\" class=\"readlink\" >Read</a>\r\n\t</p></div>\r\n\t</div>\n\t\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"slo22052374bt sli3 o25921307\"\n\t\t\t\t\tstyle=\"display:none\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"teasers\">\r\n\t<div class=\"clearfix\">\r\n<a href=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/26/new-contender-for-world-s-shortest-man-title-51525-25921307/\" >\n\t<img style=\"; \"\n\tsrc=\"http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/hamiltonadv/feb2010/4/5/khagendra-thapa-magar-684244248.jpg\"\n\theight=\"78\"\n\twidth=\"78\"\n\tborder=\"0\"\n\talt=\"Khagendra Thapa Magar\" />\n</a><h2>\r\n<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/26/new-contender-for-world-s-shortest-man-title-51525-25921307/\" >New contender for \'World\'s Shortest Man\' title</a>\r\n</h2><p>TINY Khagendra Thapa Magar who is just 22inches tall is to compete for the title of \'World\'s Shortest Man\'.<a href=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/26/new-contender-for-world-s-shortest-man-title-51525-25921307/\" class=\"readlink\" >Read</a>\r\n\t</p></div>\r\n\t</div>\n\t\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<div class=\"storylist\">\n\t\t\n<ul>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo22052374itb sli3 o25921307\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/26/new-contender-for-world-s-shortest-man-title-51525-25921307/\" >New contender for \'World\'s Shortest Man\' title</a></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo22052374itb sli4 o25889962\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/22/dead-woman-comes-back-to-life-51525-25889962/\" >Dead woman comes back to life</a></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo22052374itb sli5 o25838595\"\n\t\t\t\t\t>\n\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/15/thieves-stealing-san-francisco-landmarks-51525-25838595/\" >Thieves steal San Francisco landmarks</a></li>\n\t\t\t\t<li class=\"slo22052374itb sli6 o25806272\"\n\t\t\t\t\tstyle=\"display:none\">\n\t\t\t<a \r\n\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/2010/02/10/pensioner-s-playpark-to-open-51525-25806272/\" >\'Pensioner\'s playpark\' to open</a></li><li><a class=\"more-articles\"\n\t\t\t\thref=\"http://www.paisleydailyexpress.co.uk/renfrewshire-news/weird-world/\">More weird world stories\n\t\t\t</a></li></ul>\n\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"verticalalign\">\n\t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t<p></p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t\t\t</div>\n\t\t\n\t<script type=\"text/javascript\">\n\t//<![CDATA[\nif (tm.teaserBlocks) {\n\t// \n\ttm.teaserBlocks.removeBlockedPicTeasers(\n\t\t$($(\'.slo22052374bt\').get(0)).parents()[0]\n\t);\n}\n\t//]]>\n\t</script>\n\t');